Types of people during a pandemic
March 30, 2020
With the Coronavirus sweeping nations over the last couple of weeks forcing everyone to go into self-isolation, it’s a weird time for everyone. Some people have been taking the news ok and others… not so much. There are many types of people you will encounter during a pandemic, here are some of them.
The Doomsday Prepper
Everyone thought they were crazy with their bunkers and stash piles, but look who's laughing now! If anyone was prepared for this it would have been them.
The Karen
This person fought some old ladies for the last bottle of hand sanitizer... Poor granny. Don’t invite them over to your house anytime soon. They are the type of person to steal toilet paper wherever they see some.
The Profiteer
Amazon definitely sent these people a couple of emails trying to shut them down. The profiteer saw this pandemic as a business opportunity and they ran with it. This person is definitely studying business in school.
The one who can care less
They don’t practice physical distancing and they are putting everyone at risk. They don’t understand the seriousness of everything and can only see this pandemic as a vacation opportunity.
The one who eats all their snacks
These people need a lesson in rationing. The Uber Eats driver knows them by their first name at this point. Eating while they are bored is the main reason for this.
The Panicker
CODE RED!!! CODE RED!!! They are the last ones in the grocery stores scrambling for whatever they can find. They are your friend that is the most worried and you should check on them.
The one constantly posting memes
Your social media pages are filled with COVID-19 memes. You jumped on the meme train and you don’t know how to jump off. Making jokes is your way of coping with the pandemic.
The conspiracy theorist
IT'S THE GOVERNMENT!!! They saw the connections with North Korea, the big CEO companies, and government elections. They are the type of person to go on to the dark web for fun. They think they are very philosophical, but in reality, they just have a talent for making any situation into a serious and dark conversation.
Honorable mentions
The one who doesn’t even show up to the online class
They didn’t care before and they definitely don’t care now.
The hermit crab
Life didn’t change for them one bit.
The one actually utilizing this time
They are organizing their life, establishing a routine and all their homework is done… wish I could relate.
The first one to post news articles on social media
Their eyes are constantly glued to the screen and they got upset when Justin Trudeau was late to the announcement in front of his house.
The social media challenge warrior
Challenge accepted! They will accept any challenge their friends tag them in on Instagram. No challenge is too big or too small for them to take on! You either find them super annoying or find it amusing.
Pets
They have no clue what’s going on, but they are happy their loving humans are home.
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